Xavier Almost Knocks Someone Out

     Ok so I'm sitting at my computer when all of a sudden I hear the sound of running water...Hmmmm...Maybe my dog is on the patio taking a piss (which he's not allowed to do anyway).  I look in my room and he is passed out on my bed.  I storm to the front door and swing it open only to find some beach bum pissing on my front door!!!   Yeah you read that correctly - PISSING ON MY FRONT DOOR!!!  Adrenaline kicks into overdrive, this guy is about 6ft tall, blonde hair and in his low to mid 30's weighing in about 220lbs.  So at least it wouldn't be me kicking some old helpless crackhead guy's ass.  I immediately grab him and slam him against the fence exchanging some choice phrases I will not repeat.  The guy apologizes and tells me that he didn't think anyone lived here.  I started to regain my composure and let go of him and allowed him to pick up his eye glasses that I could of easily stomped on.  He grabbed them and said that he would stay away from my property and never come back.  I had to just walk away as I couldn't look at this man any longer.

     This situation could have easily escalated but something inside me actually felt bad for this guy.  Yeah it's completely effed up to piss on some guy's front door but the best way to win a fight is to walk away I suppose.  Not sure why I didn't knock the guy out or stomp his glasses but I just didn't and decided that walking away was best.  Karma will revisit him and karma would have revisted me for allowing myself to stoop to such a low level of violence as a form of retaliation.  I'm glad I didn't do anything stupid ;)

     Anyway, that was my rant about that! :)  My dog's paw is getting better but he's still wearing that ridiculous cone around his neck...It's been over a month and everytime I give him the opportunity to lose the cone he starts licking his paw raw again.  On the upside, he doesn't mind the cone at all..In fact, it is me that can't stand that restrictive thing around his neck...lol

     Oh and I just realized this is my first blog of the New Year soooooooooooo....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!  I've got a few things to talk about this week so keep your eyes peeled ;)

Xavier

Comments

[Gregg]

Happy New Year X,

I would have run over his feet and legs!

Gregg